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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux (Cajun Humor)
« on: May 04, 2009, 08:57:10 AM »
Boudreaux (Boo-dro) had the best squirrel dog in all of South Louisiana, this dog could trail a squirrel without putting it's nose to the ground. Well his best friend, Thibodeaux (Tib-a-do) wanted to borrow the dog the to go hunting the next weekend. Boudreaux said, "My frand you come geet him Sataday mornin'". The next Saturday Thibodeaux showed up to get the dog, but the dog's back legs were in a cast. Thibodeaux looked at the dog & said "Boodro, what happen to u dog? How can I hunt wit him if he got da broke legs?" Boudreaux said, "Tib, all u got to do is put da dog in a wheelbarrow & poosh him thru the woods & he'll find dem squirrel for you. Jest go in da direction he's lookin". Well Thibodeaux goes hunting with the dog in a wheelbarrow, but that night he didn't come back. The next morning he still hadn't returned, so Boudreaux told his wife, "you know sumting is wrong, I tink I better go look for Tib". So he goes out to where Thibodeaux likes to hunt & finds his truck parked on side of the road. He shouts, "Thib-a-dooo", no answer so starts into the woods. After walking about an hour he shouts again, still no answer. After about 2 hrs hears his dog barking off in the distance. Finally he finds Thibodeaux & the dog. Thibodeuax is lying on the ground,his clothes & skin torn from briars & the dog in the wheelbarrow still barking on a trail. Boudreaux drops down next to his friend & said,"Tib, what happin to you?" thibodeaux looks up & says, "Damn you Boodro, why you not tell me that dog will run deer!"

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Re: Boudreaux & Thibodeaux (Cajun Humor)
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 03:14:26 PM »
Mrs. Boudreaux went to the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the obituary column that Boudreaux had died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word.

She said, "Here's $2.00 - put in dere dat BOUDREAUX DIED.

They said, "Mrs. Boudreaux, surely you want more dan dat."

She said, "Mais, no, just Boudreaux died."

The editor said, "Well, you're a little upset. Bring yourself back tomorrow and you will probably tink of somethin else."

She came back the next day, and said, "Yeh, I taught of somethin else --- BOAT FOR SALE."