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Offline LONGTOM

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Just a little something to make you laugh
« on: May 07, 2009, 03:41:00 AM »

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.  This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T  -T -I -T  -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U  -L  -L -S ---T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-$-S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls--t and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top
 
 
 
 
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 04:02:23 AM »
HAHA! That one got sent out on the email friends list ;)
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 04:23:21 AM »
lol its all about the numbers. I sent it out also. 
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 04:36:24 AM »
It's not theory; it's not funny and it's true.  The proof is not in the pudding; you need look no further than our government.
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 04:52:40 AM »
LOL  gypsyman
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 06:54:43 AM »
I like it

Thanks
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 08:53:44 PM »
Numbers don't lie. ;D
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Re: Just a little something to make you laugh
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2009, 09:17:50 AM »
  That is hilarious! ; ;D  and so true.