Queen Elizabeth & Dolly Parton died on the same day & when they arrived in Heaven, St Peter stopped them at the Pearly Gates. He said only 1 person was allowed into heaven that day & he must descide who enters. He asked Dolly if there was a special reason why she should be admitted in. Dolly stood up straight, pushed out her chest & said look at these! These are perfect breast, she said & proof of God's awsome creation, so these are why I should be allowed into Heaven! St Peter said, they ARE very nice & turns to Queen Elizabeth, asking her the same question. Quietly she removes a bottle of water from her purse, takes a swallow, swishes it in her mouth, then spits it in a toilet & flushes. St Peter bows to her & said, "Welcome to Heaven." Dolly becomes irrate & ask why the Queen was admitted & not her. St Peter pulls her to the side & says, "just like on Earth, here in Heaven a royal flush always beats a pair....no matter how large they are."
