RC & Dixie Dude, I don't know if the story about J. Hancock signing his name super-sized, so that the balmy King George could read it without having to bother putting on his spectacles is apocryphal or not, but it sure sounds good. I copied the text below, from a website that gave short bios of all the signers of the D of I.
"The story, entirely unfounded, is that on signing the Declaration, Hancock commented, "The British ministry can read that name without spectacles; let them double their reward." An alternate story, also unfounded has him saying, "There, I guess King George will be able to read that!" He was the first to sign and he did so in an entirely blank space."
What makes you think the Brits would have you back?
Carronader, if my remembrance of the history lessons that I was taught are accurate, then a vast majority of Brits did indeed welcome us back with open arms on two separate occasions; the first was in 1917, and the second was in 1941.