> A man is golfing-
He is on the second hole when he
> Notices a frog sitting next to the green.
>
>
> He thinks nothing of it and is
> About to shoot when he Hears,
>
>
>
> Ribbit 9 Iron.'
>
>
> The man looks around and doesn't
> See anyone.
>
>
>
> Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
>
>
>
> He looks at the frog and decides to
> Prove the frog wrong, puts the
> Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
>
>
> Boom!
> He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
>
>
>
> He is shocked.
>
>
>
> He says to the frog,
>
>
>
> 'Wow that's amazing.
>
>
>
>
> You must be a lucky frog, eh?
>
> The frog replies,
>
>
>
>
> 'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
>
>
>
> The man decides to take the frog
> with him to the next hole.
>
> 'What do you think frog?'
>
>
>
> The man asks.
>
>
>
> 'Ribbit 3 wood.'
>
> The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
> Boom! Hole in one..
>
>
>
> The man is befuddled and doesn't know
> What to say.
>
>
>
> By the end of the day, the man golfed the
> Best game of golf in his life and
> asks the frog,
>
>
>
> 'OK where to next?'
> The frog replies,
>
>
>
> 'Ribbit Las Vegas ..
>
>
> ' They go to Las Vegas
> and the guy says,
>
>
> 'OK frog, now What?'
>
>
>
> The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'
>
>
>
> Upon approaching the roulette table,
>
>
>
> The man asks,
>
>
>
> 'What do you think I should Bet?'
>
>
>
> The frog replies,
>
>
> 'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'
>
> Now, this is a
> million-to-one shot to win, but
> after the golf game the man
> Figures what the heck.
>
> Boom!
>
>
>
> Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table
>
> The man takes his winnings and
> buys the best room in the Hotel.
>
>
>
> He sits the frog down and Says,
>
>
>
> 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
> You've won me all this money and
> I am forever grateful.'
>
> The frog replies,
>
> 'Ribbit KissMe.'
> He figures why not,
>
> Since after all the frog did for Him,
>
>
> He deserves it.
>
>
>
> With a kiss, the frog turns into a
> gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
>
>
> 'And that,
>
> your honor, is how the girl
> ended up in my room.
>
>
> So help me God
> Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'
>
