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Offline mirage1988

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Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« on: July 14, 2009, 07:27:55 PM »
This happened at the facility my wife works at:

http://kstp.com/news/stories/S1027485.shtml?cat=206

She went over a gate blocking a stopped escalator, climbed the stopped escalator, and went headfirst over a railing trying to climb over the gate at the top of the stopped escalator, falling 25 feet to the concrete below, did I mention the escalator was stopped and gated at both ends? Now all the employees are worried about a lawsuit!
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 01:19:39 AM »
If Darwin is right humanity will soon revert back to apes.
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 01:47:22 AM »
If it were not for liberals the problem would correct itself .
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 04:01:44 AM »
Shootall: yep, the ones that fall off the cliff don't breed. Keyword, OSHA.
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 04:16:21 AM »
One less Franken supporter
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 04:35:32 AM »
OH S--T HERE AGIN
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 04:59:59 AM »
And of course there will be a huge lawsuit claiming the woman was a victim of poor maintenance practice...
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 03:17:17 PM »
Quote from: mirage1988 on July 14, 2009, 07:27:55 PM
This happened at the facility my wife works at:

http://kstp.com/news/stories/S1027485.shtml?cat=206

She went over a gate blocking a stopped escalator, climbed the stopped escalator, and went headfirst over a railing trying to climb over the gate at the top of the stopped escalator, falling 25 feet to the concrete below, did I mention the escalator was stopped and gated at both ends? Now all the employees are worried about a lawsuit!

Hey, that's pretty athletic for a 64 year old woman.  I give a B+ for effort but have to give her only a D- for execution since she didn't include a half pike or double rotation in her dive.   ;D
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 03:35:04 PM »
My wife said she also was quite a large woman too, and managed to fit through a gap about a foot wide. Without the benefit of replay we can't really give her a score on execution, she made at least a half rotation as she landed feet-first as evidenced by the bones sticking out of her shins.
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2009, 04:09:21 PM »
Quote from: billy_56081 on July 15, 2009, 01:19:39 AM
If Darwin is right humanity will soon revert back to apes.

Not sure, but I think I have seen this happening in certain places.
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2009, 04:17:58 PM »
Quote from: DDZ on July 15, 2009, 04:09:21 PM
Quote from: billy_56081 on July 15, 2009, 01:19:39 AM
If Darwin is right humanity will soon revert back to apes.

Not sure, but I think I have seen this happening in certain places.

You watch the NBA?
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 06:15:47 PM »
Quote from: mirage1988 on July 15, 2009, 03:35:04 PM
My wife said she also was quite a large woman too, and managed to fit through a gap about a foot wide. Without the benefit of replay we can't really give her a score on execution, she made at least a half rotation as she landed feet-first as evidenced by the bones sticking out of her shins.


Is this what a persons life is worth?.......A few pathetic jokes.
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 06:32:37 PM »
Thats a good question nw-hunter, I have replayed it in my dreams the last three nights, same conclusion every time. Sometimes you get a free card, most times you don't!
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 06:34:47 PM »
Next time read the attachment before you form an opinion!

I would not have made this a topic if I didn't care!
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2009, 01:23:54 AM »
A few jokes ?
It would seem so in some cases .
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does sir! (darwin was right!)
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2009, 01:40:18 AM »
Yes her life was only worth a few jokes. Obviously she was so stupid that her death was simply a thinning of the herd. Her types are the reason we have warnings on lawn mowers that have to remind the stupid, not to stick there hands in the blades. Hopefully she did not pass on her genetics before she culled herself.


Matt had a video that would be fitting to be linked to this thread.
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