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Offline CannonKrazy

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Little Johnny and Obama (Joke)
« on: July 17, 2009, 05:48:22 PM »

Obama was visiting a primary school and he talked with one of the

classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their

meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the

discussion on the word 'tragedy'? So our illustrious president asked the

class for an example of a 'tragedy'.


One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a

farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,

would that be a tragedy?'


'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove

over a cliff, killing everyone inside, would that be a tragedy?' 'I'm afraid

not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'


The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the

room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet

voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a

'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama.. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that

would be tragedy?'


'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't

be a great loss... And it probably wouldn't be an accident either.  ;D

 
 
 

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Re: Little Johnny and Obama (Joke)
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 05:56:20 PM »
It appears that Little Johnny has cleaned up his vulgarity and become a much clearer thinker. :D
Mike

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