PSLAM 2008-2012
Obama is my Shepherd, I shall not want
He leadeth me beside the still factories
He restoreth faith in the Repulican party
He guideth me in the paths of unemployment
Yea, Though I walk thru the valley of the bread line, I shall not go hungry
Obama has anointed my income taxes
My expenses runneth over my income
Surely, poverty and hard times will follow me all the days of his term
From henceforth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord
But I am glad I am an American
I am glad that I am free
But I wish I was a dog and Obama was a tree