Hey you clowns are a regular laugh riot,
did you gents not read BoomLover's epistle to the profane. The fun is over boys, this is serious business, and Gary and I are going to provide the likes of you with no more titillating entertainment. Victor would also like things to take a more somber tone, after all there are no squirrels involved in this thread, at least not the furry kind.
Then of course there's the pronouncement that Gary and I were evidently under the influence of certain beverages. Well I can't speak for Gary, but I sure can for myself, and I didn't so much as tip a glass yesterday, and to be fair to Gary, I don't see what in his posts would lead anyone to suspect he was drunk either, they're his usual posts except for the fact that he was evidently a little miffed at me; and why was that? Well, Dan got the
BALL (forgive me BoomLover, truth is, I'm beyond redemption) rolling by bringing up Gary's golf ball adventure, then Richard the Innocent was curious, and wanted to know about Gary's adventure, and I, jack-ass that I am, spent half an hour and found it for him, (BTW Rich, you're more than welcome, it was my pleasure) wherupon my good buddy Allen decided to bump the thread to the top of the front page, (for what reason I'm still not sure) whereupon Gary (I guess) assumed I did it, and also assumed that I was trying to humiliate him. Gary I'd like to state here that that was not my intention, it really wasn't.
BTW, Dan, please tell me that you weren't serious when you said that my behavior caused you to raise a glass, I don't think I could bear the burden of shouldering that kind of guilt.
So, now I think I'll just sit back and observe the hilarious antics of our three comrades as they amuse themselves, and me with their ongoing schtick.