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Offline rockbilly

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Everyone needs a nich!
« on: August 31, 2009, 11:30:53 AM »
Why didn't I think of that??????? ::) ::)

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Outside England ’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking

lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its
parking fees were managed by a very pleasant
attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40),
£5 for busses (about $7).

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing
a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo
Management called the City Council and asked it
to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the
parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was
a City employee. The City Council responded that the lot attendant
had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain
(or some such scenario, ...........say Gulf shores, AL ),
is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed
completely on his own; and then had simply begun to show up
every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees,
estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars!

.....

And no one even knows his name.
 

 

 


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Re: Everyone needs a nich!
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2009, 11:32:30 AM »
Is this a true story? That is so cool!!!!

It's delightful on so many levels. A Brit would be particularly impressed by how he managed to avoid income tax all those years.
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Re: Everyone needs a nich!
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2009, 12:56:59 PM »
 he have a little smarts huh.......jmo
 

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Re: Everyone needs a nich!
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2009, 01:15:56 PM »
Wish I'd have thought of that.  ;D


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Re: Everyone needs a nich!
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2009, 01:27:51 PM »

City Council
The Zoo
City employee.
City payroll.
And no one even knows his name.
 

Picking up the pattern on this????
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2009, 01:37:19 PM »
If I had gotten away with something like that for that long I would drop off the grid and no one that I didn't want to would ever see me again.
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Re: Everyone needs a nich!
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2009, 01:41:37 PM »

City Council
The Zoo
City employee.
City payroll.
And no one even knows his name.
 

Picking up the pattern on this????

Sounds like it should have been in Illinois.
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Re: Everyone needs a nich!
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2009, 05:28:13 PM »
Best cash business I ever heard of. No supplies to buy. No operating inventory. No complicated book keeping. Take the money and go home.
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Re: Everyone needs a nich!
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2009, 02:16:49 AM »
Best cash business I ever heard of. No supplies to buy. No operating inventory. No complicated book keeping. Take the money and go home.

Heck yeah,  Sounds like it wasn't even his lot so he wasn't even paying taxes on the property.   :D

He had a 100% profit business after he had the ticket machine payed for.
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Re: Everyone needs a nich!
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2009, 03:53:08 AM »
It sounds like b.s. to me; I can't imagine any entity not being very aware of all the various sources of revenue available to them and not having an annual review and looking at increasing such fees.
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2009, 03:57:07 AM »
A friend of mine sent me an email about this guy a couple weeks ago. If true, good for him. Reminded me of a story I heard on Paul Harvey years ago. Seems the city of Chicago had somehow screwed up,(is that a surprise!!), and nobody had kept any books on how much the toll booths collected on the beltway.
Seems that after so many years, one of the councilman did alittle investagating, and found out the toll booth workers had house's and cars that seemed well above what their income should have allowed them.
Proves the old saying, watch the penny's,dimes and quarters, and the dollars will take care of themselves. gypsyman
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