Democrats, realizing the big success of the President's "Cash For
Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of the Obama
Nationalization - Health Care Plan.
President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this
major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have
obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named....
"CASH FOR CODGERS" and it works like this... Couples wishing to access
health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be
required to turn in one old person on the day of delivery. The amount
the government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale.
Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest
amounts.
Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted
groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their
government prescribed weight, - and any member of the Republican Party.
Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried
foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussels
sprouts, cheese, or Girl Scout Cookies.
All codgers will be rendered totally useless via a toxic injection, -
similar to that given to the engines of the 'clunker' trade ins. This
will insure that they, like the vehicle 'clunkers', are not secretly
resold (traded in) or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers
in repair and among society.
(Notice,,, Members of Congress past and present and their families,,are exempt from the provisions of this program, So are former Presidents and their families,,,,except those presidents who served from 2000 to 2008).
