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Offline Brett

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Hence forth...
« on: September 08, 2009, 03:49:25 PM »
All baseball bats, tire irons and pool cue sticks will be made out of malleable rubber like the stuff Nurf balls are made of. All beer bottles will be plastic and all beer mugs made of Styrofoam.   All new automobiles will be equipped with two additional air bags mounted at the front and rear bumpers with sensors designed to sence impending impact with pedestrians. Let's just make safe or outlaw anything that could possibly be used as a weapon. 

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Re: Hence forth...
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 07:22:18 AM »
 im with you ...knives ,,bows ,sharp sticks an guns better stick togather as the enemy will
certainly make every effort to devide these groups...right now i know fishermen who think its time to outlaw guns an anything that can be used as a weapon...how stupid these particular ones of which i speak are...i can just picture them coaxing a fish into a frying pan by holding a nightcrawler in thier fingers...
 comere little fishy ,,got something good for you..

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Re: Hence forth...
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 12:05:46 PM »
They need to outlaw pencils as well....they are one of the #1 causes of poor spelling...
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Re: Hence forth...
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 12:14:35 PM »
Stupidity seems to be running rampant in this land of ours. Hell, anything could be a weapon. Better round up all those hammers from the roofers and carpenters. No sticks or rocks can be where you can pick them up, yeah the ( stupid ) list could go on and on.
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Re: Hence forth...
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 12:37:42 PM »
Stupidity is the REAL problem if anything should be outlawed that's what should be. If folks still had and used common sense things wouldn't be in the shape they are.


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Re: Hence forth...
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2009, 01:23:11 PM »
common sense surely seems to be in short supply these days.
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Re: Hence forth...
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 05:09:27 PM »
Or said another way common sense sure isn't ver COMMON anymore.  ;D


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Re: Hence forth...
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2009, 12:36:40 AM »
I am not sure about WWlll But World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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