Deer guts on a door knob

[John Y Cannuck]

the rifleman gave me that memmory.

We had a fairly horny young hunter in camp, that would sit each night and "read" girly mags.
We decided he needed a little tit. So, we cut a piece of a does udder, and carefully attached it to his beat up Chevy Truck door handle.
He didn't find it till the following morning, it was frozen solid, and would not be moved!
He was mad as a wet hen for a while, then he found out that it was a big conversation piece down at the hunters local store, and eventually found it funny.

He later claimed It didn't fall off until the spring.

Any pranks among you serious go gettum hunters?  :-D

[the rifleman]

Thats funny! I havent tied that kind of trick yet!

I have "propped up" grouse on the side of the road more than once ofter de-breasting them. I never stuck around to see if any one shot them a second time, but have noticed some of them were gone later.

 One time some fellows we had enjoyed a few campfire stories with, set up a moose hide and head on a downed tree, just off the road aways, We drove past it a few times, and noticed the head was missing one time? Bear maybe, who knows? I always wonder if someone may have taken a shot at it though.

 I got myself some of those bullet hole decals this year, and hope to be able to shock a few people with them. They look really realistic.