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Offline teamnelson

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Terrorist Groups Operating in Churches
« on: October 22, 2009, 11:10:25 AM »
Terrorist Groups Operating in Churches

 

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches.

They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ.

The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy..

 

However, there have been reports of a sixth group.

A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church.

Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

 

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ.

We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others.

They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

 

Which cell group do you belong to?

 

I ask because, no church is exempt. Remember, you can spot them... if you "bin lookin".

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Re: Terrorist Groups Operating in Churches
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 12:50:34 PM »
Well I Bin Prayin for a while now, but I Bin Watchin too, and a lot don't seem to Bin Hapnin for quite some time.
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Re: Terrorist Groups Operating in Churches
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2009, 01:59:47 PM »
HEH. There are only 2 kinds of churches. The most popular is a meeting place for the saints. The other is a hospitol for sinners. I belong to the latter. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 02:51:56 AM »
Great post TN.  ;D Did you write it yourself?
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