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Offline Questor

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New economic stimlus
« on: October 29, 2009, 05:28:32 AM »
In the latest effort to stimulate the economy, the US Government will be sending each US citizen a coupon for a free coffin and burial. This will stimulate the mortuary industry directly with an estimated 4 billion dollars per year. Public service announcements will be made as an effort to encourage people to use their coffins and burials as soon as possible to help create jobs for economic recovery. The campaign of PSAs will first target children and people over 50 years old. It is hoped that this will increase the demand for coffins and burials to a 14 billion dollar per year level through 2016.
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 06:10:37 PM »
Also, it was noted in Washington that this would not increase the deficit. Pelosi bragged she had the votes for it to pass. This bill is needed because the new health care package, (1199 pages) will strip all funds for medicare as it won't be needed now. Obama has a new czar called realoldfart, who will see to the destruction, oopps, I mean permanent displacement for those over 65 as it was determined that society doesn't have a need for grandparents.   Gulp!! This was a joint announcent made at WalMart headquarters, the goverments new partner.
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 12:41:24 AM »
Well this plan could work, hopefully the Obamamaniacs will support their president by dying for him.
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 01:42:14 AM »
I am sure that somewhere in the fine print that there is a clause that congress and the LIAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE will be exempt!
As the leader of the nation he should stand up and be an example for the congress to follow on this one!!!


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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 02:08:57 AM »
Well on a more factual note, WALMART announced yesterday that it is going to start selling coffins, and crematory earns in their catalog, with the cheapest coffin starting at $1000.00. FINALLY! We can say that WalMart has you covered on all you need with the exception of cemetery lots.
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 07:01:32 AM »
Quote from: Dee on October 30, 2009, 02:08:57 AM
Well on a more factual note, WALMART announced yesterday that it is going to start selling coffins, and crematory earns in their catalog, with the cheapest coffin starting at $1000.00. FINALLY! We can say that WalMart has you covered on all you need with the exception of cemetery lots.

Maybe the outer 15,000 parking spaces that nobody uses are actually marked burial plots. ;)  Or they could bury people at the 46 out of 50 registers that never get used. :D
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2009, 07:08:15 AM »
Is that the new Public Option? 
Suck billions of dollars out of the economy tax the country and issue everyone a Coffin.
No muss no fuss- you get sick- and the government has you covered.  Unfortunatly it will be with dirt.
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2009, 07:21:12 AM »
Quote from: puma4440 on October 30, 2009, 07:01:32 AM
Quote from: Dee on October 30, 2009, 02:08:57 AM
Well on a more factual note, WALMART announced yesterday that it is going to start selling coffins, and crematory earns in their catalog, with the cheapest coffin starting at $1000.00. FINALLY! We can say that WalMart has you covered on all you need with the exception of cemetery lots.

Maybe the outer 15,000 parking spaces that nobody uses are actually marked burial plots. ;)  Or they could bury people at the 46 out of 50 registers that never get used. :D

Well now, I had never thought of that. Do we go to the same WalMart? :-\
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2009, 07:49:25 AM »
Quote from: Dee on October 30, 2009, 07:21:12 AM
Quote from: puma4440 on October 30, 2009, 07:01:32 AM
Quote from: Dee on October 30, 2009, 02:08:57 AM
Well on a more factual note, WALMART announced yesterday that it is going to start selling coffins, and crematory earns in their catalog, with the cheapest coffin starting at $1000.00. FINALLY! We can say that WalMart has you covered on all you need with the exception of cemetery lots.

Maybe the outer 15,000 parking spaces that nobody uses are actually marked burial plots. ;)  Or they could bury people at the 46 out of 50 registers that never get used. :D

Well now, I had never thought of that. Do we go to the same WalMart? :-\

We may, does everyone working there look like they fell face first into a tackle box?
I'll give them one thing though, when its 2 am, and I broke my last decapping pin, or ran out of h335, they had it.
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2009, 08:10:14 AM »
Nope! Every thing fits except the reloading supplies.
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2009, 08:37:48 AM »
They don't have much in the way of reloading, dcapping pins, dies for popular calibers, bullets for those calibers, and I think they only carry h335,imr4064,and imr4350. Most of our county is state game lands, so I'm sure thats the reasoning behind it.
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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2009, 03:55:57 AM »
Quote from: puma4440 on October 30, 2009, 07:49:25 AM
Quote from: Dee on October 30, 2009, 07:21:12 AM
Quote from: puma4440 on October 30, 2009, 07:01:32 AM
Quote from: Dee on October 30, 2009, 02:08:57 AM
Well on a more factual note, WALMART announced yesterday that it is going to start selling coffins, and crematory earns in their catalog, with the cheapest coffin starting at $1000.00. FINALLY! We can say that WalMart has you covered on all you need with the exception of cemetery lots.

Maybe the outer 15,000 parking spaces that nobody uses are actually marked burial plots. ;)  Or they could bury people at the 46 out of 50 registers that never get used. :D

What?  You Walmart carries reloading supplies???  Where do you live????????

Well now, I had never thought of that. Do we go to the same WalMart? :-\

We may, does everyone working there look like they fell face first into a tackle box?
I'll give them one thing though, when its 2 am, and I broke my last decapping pin, or ran out of h335, they had it.

What?  Your Walmart carries reloading supplies?  Where do you live?????

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Re: New economic stimlus
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2009, 05:10:44 AM »
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