Something a little light for today.................
TARZAN
A couple of movie critics were discussing old movies and wondered whatever happened to Tarzan. So they decided to look for him and ask him a few questions. Finally they located him, and the conversation went like this:
Tarzan, how come we haven't seen you in a movie in a lately?
Well, I've had a bad case of arthritis and I can't swim anymore or jump from branch to branch.
What about Jane, Tarzan?
Jane is in really bad shape. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't know who I am anymore. What a shame.
What can you tell us about your son, Boy?
Well, we don't see much of Boy lately. He stopped going to school and he only comes around to see us when he needs money or a favor.
That's sad Tarzan. '
What about Cheetah. Have you heard anything about her?
Oh, Cheetah. She's really doing well. She married a lawyer and is now living at the White House.
