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Offline Questor

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One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« on: December 14, 2009, 04:29:43 PM »
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2009, 04:30:50 PM »
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2009, 04:39:13 PM »
i love being married to you honey. it was so great to find the one special person i want to annoy for the rest of my life

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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2009, 04:50:27 PM »
Hey honey, I cleaned!  ;)

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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2009, 05:13:16 PM »
Since it's your birthday, our aniversary, fill in whatever special day you want, since it's a special day for you, today honey, you can make whatever you want for dinner tonight, it's your call, make something special... :D

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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2009, 05:44:03 PM »
look, i made dinner...
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2009, 11:52:46 PM »
I'll skin the deer this time.
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 02:55:15 AM »
Look honey no skid marks!
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 02:58:40 AM »
I really don't care what we watch - here you take the controller and pick !
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 04:00:07 AM »
My gosh! I think we need to elevate our standards a bit.
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 10:03:27 AM »
Look honey no skid marks!

Have to say, I got a chuckle out of that one.

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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 11:09:07 AM »
I bought you your favorite flower. It's pilsbury right?
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2009, 11:39:13 AM »
Wow that looks good on you.
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2009, 11:57:58 AM »
i love you more every day..she smiles ,lovingly kisses me ..
 then says romantically.. ok what did you do now.. :-X slim

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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2009, 11:59:29 AM »
I bought you your favorite flower. It's pilsbury right?


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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2009, 12:03:23 PM »
In my line of work some ladies have shared with me some one liners their husband's have said that really stood out:
- I'm not going anywhere.
- I'm committed to you and this marriage.
- It's going to be okay.
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2009, 12:05:05 PM »
Honey, you want to go to Macy's or J.C.Pennys???

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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2009, 12:51:11 PM »
Wanta go deer hunting?

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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2009, 01:20:32 PM »
(As your folding clothes)-Are you sure these are your jeans, they look more like mine. gypsyman
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Re: One liner that makes your wife feel special?
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2009, 01:21:29 PM »
You are a good unit honey!!! ;D