Hairtrigger: You made me laugh. Couple of years ago, some guy tried to rob a store in South Fairbanks. When he pulled his gun out of his pocket, and used both hands to hold the gun, his pants fell down to his ankles. He bent over to pull his pants up the clerk hit him over the head with something. Holding his pants up with his left hand, and holding his right hand with the gun to his head he ran out the store. When outside the police gave chase. The guy needed both hands for some reason to do something with his gun. Again his pants fell down to his ankles, and he fell on the concrete. Gun flew out of his hands. Police walked up, jerked him to his feet, drug him to the police car leaving his pants on the sidewalk. They processed him into jail in only his boxers. What a target.