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Offline LONGTOM

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Now we all know why!
« on: January 09, 2010, 05:50:49 PM »
Now we all know why!



The year is 1947
 
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U..S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
 
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
 
  Albert A. Gore, Jr..
  Hillary Rodham
  John F. Kerry
  William J. Clinton
  Howard Dean
  Nancy Pelosi
  Dianne Feinstein
  Charles E. Schumer
  Barbara Boxer
 
  See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
  I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
 
  No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!   :D ;D



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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 05:54:47 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2010, 06:43:28 PM »
It is always extra funny when FACTS ARE COMBINED WITH HUMOR. ;)
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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2010, 04:22:34 AM »
By Jove, I believe you're on to something, or is it on something.  Anyway, it splains a lot.
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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2010, 05:17:36 AM »
Isn't that kind of an insult to sheep and jackasses?  ;D

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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2010, 05:34:39 AM »
Isn't that kind of an insult to sheep and jackasses?  ;D

Boy, I'll say!!   

Good post Longtom !  Wasnt sure where that was going.
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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2010, 05:37:58 AM »
HEH. Coincidence?????? Nahhhhhh. POWDERMAN.  :D :D
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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2010, 07:33:24 AM »
That was hilarious. Someties truth is stranger than fiction
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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2010, 05:30:24 AM »
 :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D >:( >:(

Not sure how to react.......

This will get reposted elsewhere.
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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2010, 11:46:32 AM »
Long Tom, Since you spilled the beans, don't be too suprised if you get a "Visit" and wake up with probe somewhere. They are out there. ;)
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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2010, 02:25:20 PM »
Yep, I had to copy paste and pass this one on. eddie
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Re: Now we all know why!
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2010, 04:22:05 PM »
I just had to sent that to some of my politically correct friends.
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