· Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
· Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.
· Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good
· When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
· If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.
· Judging from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often blush.
· On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past, but never the present.
· A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washing, cooking and scrubbing No wife of mine is gonna work.
· Many girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew, make beds and is in good health...and he's already used to taking orders.
· Grandpappy and his wife were discussing' their 50th wedding anniversary when she said, "Shall I kill a chicken tonight?"
"Naw, said Grandpappy. "Why blame a bird for something that happened 50 years ago?!"
