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Offline Old Fart

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Top Ten Reasons men prefer a gun over women.
« on: February 17, 2010, 02:41:10 AM »
Top 10 reasons men prefer guns over women


10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make my butt look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...

YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons men prefer a gun over women.
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2010, 02:53:22 AM »
Thank you Old Fart, I needed a funny this morning and this was a good one.

Another thing I've noticed about guns is that one can indeed Fart in bed and the guns never seem to complain. Guns and Dogs - you can't beat that combo. :D
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Re: Top Ten Reasons men prefer a gun over women.
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2010, 03:07:23 AM »
Good un OF!  ;D
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Re: Top Ten Reasons men prefer a gun over women.
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2010, 03:15:51 AM »
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Re: Top Ten Reasons men prefer a gun over women.
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2010, 10:53:52 AM »
Can't show these to any of my female friends and can't stop laughing about the sideways wisdom in some of those.
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