Walked up to my Dad and some older family members at a crawfish boil once, this was in the early sixties, Wanted a swig of his beer, he gave me the can and I took a sip. This was looking good, I asked to have a puff on the cigarette he was smoking(camel no filter). He says, well OK but if you take it you have to smoke it until you are done! This is looking grand. So i take his cigarette and take a puff, Immediately start choking and throw it down. NO NO NO he says, you gotta finish it, so I smoked and puked and smoked and puked until it was done. Never put another cigarette in my mouth to this Day!
Can you Imagine his explanation to CPS for that one!