This ain't pretty, but here it is...
If you've seen me in pics or videos here, you know I'm not that heavy. I'm bloated.
So bad that my wife had to go buy me a pair of pants and shoes so I'd have clothes to wear to my appointmets. The pants are 4" larger in the waist, and the shoes are 13W (I wear a 10―). I had some shirts that were 'too big', not anymore.
Sorry about the off-topic hardware there, my wife wanted to get a pic of me while I was up in the chair. I was taking the SureFire light off the carbine. I'm going to take out the batteries and store it away.
There are cannons and mortars in the next, room, I swear!