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God Loves Drunks Too
« on: April 10, 2010, 08:23:16 AM »
GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO

     A man and  his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on
the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a  drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is  asking for a push.

     "Not a chance," says the  husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

     He slams  the door and returns to bed.

     "Who was that?"  asked his wife.

     "Just some drunk guy asking for a  push," he answers.

     "Did you help him?" she  asks.

     "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning  and it is pouring rain
out there!"

     "Well, you have a short  memory," says his wife. "Can't you re
member about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
helped  us?  .

     I think you should help him, and you should be  ashamed of yourself!"
God loves drunk people too.

     The man does as he is told,  gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.

     He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you  still there?"

     "Yes," comes back the  answer.

     "Do you still need a push?" calls out the  husband.

     "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the  dark.

     "Where are you?" asks the  husband.

     "Over here on the swing set," replied the  drunk.
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Re: God Loves Drunks Too
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 12:29:56 PM »
That's one of my favorite jokes right there. ;D
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Re: God Loves Drunks Too
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2010, 02:23:46 PM »
Jim,

I am sure it is an old one but it made me laugh this morning

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Re: God Loves Drunks Too
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2010, 02:38:58 PM »
Here I was expecting something profound with a moral to the story. Instead I got a belly laugh. It was a good one!
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Re: God Loves Drunks Too
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2010, 04:54:42 PM »
Saddlebum,

You shoot off that nice quarter horse?

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