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Offline jshootr

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whiskey
« on: April 15, 2010, 05:10:10 PM »
teacher was explaining why whiskey was a bad thing to her students.

she dropped a worm in a glass of water and of course the worm loved it and just squirmed around.

she dropped a worm is a glass of whiskey and the worm died right away.

"now class what does that tell us"

no response!!!

little Johnny finally raised his hand.

"yes Johnny what can you tell us.

johnny said

" well if you drink whiskey, you will never have worms"  !!!
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Re: whiskey
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2010, 03:35:51 AM »
Goot one  ;D
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Re: whiskey
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2010, 04:37:41 PM »
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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Re: whiskey
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2010, 04:50:08 PM »
Along with my hunting partner, we just downed a bottle of very well brewed Irish Welsh single-malt whiskey and I, for one, can attest that it was GOOD!  In fact, I don't want to rule nuthin'!  So it works on the non-Irish too!
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Re: whiskey
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2010, 11:20:54 PM »
I always thought God created whiskey because FAT girls needed love to.  :o :o :o

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Re: whiskey
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2010, 02:37:54 AM »
I came, I saw, I read, I laughed now I'm goin back to bed!  ;D
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Re: whiskey
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2010, 06:57:10 PM »
Quote from: Gun Runner on April 23, 2010, 11:20:54 PM
I always thought God created whiskey because FAT girls needed love to.  :o :o :o

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That's tequila.
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