I'll see you on the high seas tomorrow .
Well, as you can see I am up early this morning to pack my seabag for today's nautical adventure. I am always in a quandary as to what items to pack. Is it fair to ask, Captain, "Who will you be today, Sir?" Will you be Captain Ahab, as usual, in which case I will pack extra harpoons, or will you be that wretched soul, the Ancient Marniner, in which case I will pack extra bottles of water? Frankly, I would rather have salt spray in my teeth as you chase your horrible tormentor, that great white whale, Moby Dick, than be condemned to spent a whole afternoon with you, becalmed and bobbing slowly and hopelessly like a painted ship upon a painted ocean, forced to look upon that dead, rotting albatross hung around your neck!
So, what are we in for today, Captain? I still think you should have named your sailboat, "That'l do Pig, that'l do". I could be in trouble for That last comment. I'm always in trouble, so what's the diff?
Tracy