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Offline Heather

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Sam I am! HUMOR
« on: April 22, 2010, 07:03:41 AM »
I do not like it Uncle Sam, I do not like it Sam I am. I do not like these dirty crooks, I don't like how they cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like the speaker Nan, I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'. I do not like this kind of hope, I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!  I do not like your dirty scam, I do not like it Uncle Sam!

Its about time someone but our voices into something the Obama worshippers can understand!!!!
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Re: Sam I am! HUMOR
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2010, 07:06:18 AM »
Now if you turn this into rap(music??) then a lot of his voting base might actually understand that.
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Re: Sam I am! HUMOR
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2010, 05:44:39 PM »
Very funny, and appropriate Heather. Did you make it up yourself? I liked reading the Dr. Suess books to my kids when they were little. One of his books that stood out to me was, "Yertle the Turtle King." We got our own "turtle king" on our backs right now. Everyone all together now.....BURRRRP!!!!
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Re: Sam I am! HUMOR
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2010, 07:12:17 AM »
No..author unknown.   I just thought it was cute!

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Re: Sam I am! HUMOR
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2010, 10:29:53 AM »
Now if you turn this into rap(music??) then a lot of his voting base might actually understand that.

Ebonics, translate it into Ebonics.
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Re: Sam I am! HUMOR
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2010, 11:30:37 AM »
Now if you turn this into rap(music??) then a lot of his voting base might actually understand that.

Ebonics, translate it into Ebonics.

 That would be Push # 3...................OMG !!
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