Gotta Love it!!!
>
> Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American
> philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy.
>
>
> "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
>
> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection
> to liquor.
>
> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
> can't afford shoes.
>
> 3. You have more wives than teeth.
>
> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
> "unclean."
>
> 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
>
> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
>
> 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
> explosives in your clothing.
>
> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
> than setting off roadside bombs.
>
> 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
> least four.
>
> 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
>
> 11. Your cousin is president of the United States
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