Sgt Paddy O'Brian of Boston's finest rolls up to an auto accident one morning. Vehicle smashed into the rear of another at a stop sign. He walks up to the rear vehicle and looks in the window, its smells like a distillery and lo and behold, Fr. John Hannigan, Paddy's parish priest, is passed out behind the wheel, reeking of malt liquor. Paddy then walks up to the car in the front; behind the wheel is Rabbi Salzmann, visibly shaken and holding his handkerchief to stop the bleeding on his head. Paddy leans in the window and says: "So Rabbi, how fast were you going when you backed into the Priest?"