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Offline Heather

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Calls from Hell!
« on: June 18, 2010, 07:04:59 AM »
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Fi nally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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Re: Calls from Hell!
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2010, 08:57:33 AM »
 :D
If ya can see it ya can hit it !

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Re: Calls from Hell!
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 09:09:30 AM »
Priceless! I'll circulate that one at work, and give you credit. ;D

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Re: Calls from Hell!
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2010, 10:10:08 AM »
It was a local call when Bush was president. Zones don't change with encumbancies. eddie
Oath Keepers: start local
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An economic crash like the one of the 1920s is the only thing that will get the US off of the road to Socialism that we are on and give our children a chance at a future with freedom and possibility of economic success.
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everyone hears but very few see. (I can't see either, I'm not on the corporate board making rules that sound exactly the opposite of what they mean, plus loopholes) ear
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Re: Calls from Hell!
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 11:20:43 AM »
Good one Heather.
99% of all Lawyers give the other 1% a bad name. What I find hilarious about this is they are such an arrogant bunch, that they all think they are in the 1%.

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Re: Calls from Hell!
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2010, 01:04:41 PM »
I used to drive through there before it burned. 

There were lots of funny stories about people making phone calls from Hell.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_California

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Re: Calls from Hell!
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2010, 01:50:45 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D i needed to laugh ,,thanks heather..slim