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Offline subdjoe

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I Miss Clinton
« on: June 30, 2010, 09:52:59 AM »

By a black comedian, Suli McCullah (sp?), who said he misses Bill Clinton.


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"Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him...his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
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Re: I Miss Clinton
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2010, 10:00:50 AM »
And it sems like only yesterday that he had the kids crawling around the floor of the WH...............
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Re: I Miss Clinton
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 12:29:45 PM »
i tell ya what, while i would never say that i miss him, i sure as hell dont think he did half as much damage to america as barry o is doing. 
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Re: I Miss Clinton
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2010, 12:33:40 PM »
At least old bill was entertaining. I mean you just had to laugh at some of the things that he said even under oath.
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Re: I Miss Clinton
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2010, 03:54:52 AM »
Yeah, all liberal shenanigans would be funny if it didn't and weren't happening to this country.
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Re: I Miss Clinton
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2010, 06:52:00 AM »
When the Reagan and Bush programs finally started paying off, at least Ole Bill had enough sense to sit back and not mess with them and take all the credit. 

While Monica and the cigar was humiliating, it did not hurt the economy, or the nation. 

Old Bill was not the best president, he was the most entertaining, and far from the worst.
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Re: I Miss Clinton
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2010, 09:21:26 AM »
History will show the people who promoted the NAFTA agreement to be a curse on the United States.  Would that include the Clintons?  Why, YES, it would! 

In 1960 a person could graduate high school, get a job in a factory, buy a new car every two years  & a house  (& make timely payments), and his wife would work half time at the most.

That old dream is now coming true in China now.  It's history here.

As far as BHO goes, he'll be history in less than three years, and our new congress will find that if they don't "undo" most of his crap, they won't see a second term.  Don't be real surprised if nazi pelosi "removes" him from office about November first, and the election is postponed.
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Re: I Miss Clinton
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2010, 10:18:42 AM »
Quote from: myronman3 on June 30, 2010, 12:29:45 PM
i tell ya what, while i would never say that i miss him, i sure as hell dont think he did half as much damage to america as barry o is doing. 

you got that right
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Re: I Miss Clinton
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2010, 04:09:35 AM »
You guys memory must be worse than mine! Bill wanted the same things BHO wants. Fortunately for us he had a republican congress that wouldn't pass that crap! For instance Bill and Hillary fought tooth and nail to get a health care bill, now with the dumbocrats in charge BHO got it! No difference in them what so ever!
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