Quote from DD a couple days ago.
"Tracy,
I was prepared to say some really nice things about you guys after today...then you post flame material...The Dogs are American Rat Terriers and of no relationship what so ever in any way shape or form other than being a canine to those neurotic little ankle nipping Jack Russel's. I'll overlook your lack of good taste this time because you let me walk out the door with the first Krupp gun-even ahead of Gary!!! Under such conditions the insult can be overlooked. However next time you see the dogs don't be surprised if one of them bites you and they don't nip.

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First of all, American Rat Terriers are great and DD's are exceptionally good natured and smart. It seems like no one has much good to say about the giants though. The following is a true story and occurred as it is told. Our Mastiffs, Prometheus and Rose defended our family once at a local park and didn't even have to draw blood to send the other dogs howling off to the next county.
Also, some Mastiffs are smart and very graceful as well. Rose proved her creativity and planning one day when she did the following:
Terrier tricks are cool, but the execution is not nearly so graceful as our English Mastiff's method for creating a recess in the living room wall for a unit of 'built-in' nick-nack shelves. Rose carefully eyeballed a target area on the wall four feet above the floor, then slowly backed up to the end of the long central hallway. With shoulder and leg muscles rippling, she propelled herself forward and was doing 30 mph at the living room's edge when she jumped up vigorously and did a graceful pirouette, switching ends for a resounding BUTT-SMACK of the sheetrock!! A very regular, rectangular recess resulted.
Tracy