Seems that the local zoo had just purchased a large female gorilla to put on display. The new gorilla proved to be quite a handfull, tearing up the cage and driving the handlers crazy. The vet was summoned to see what was wrong. His findings were that the female gorilla needed to be bred and that would calm her down.
The zoo commitee got together to decide what to do, they had no male gorilla so they were at a loss, untill one of the members said what about Bobbie Lee? Bobbie Lee was the guy that cleaned the cages and they thought they could maybe get him to help them. They summoned Bobbie and asked him if he would service the female gorilla for $200.00. Bobbie said he would think about it overnite and get back with them in the morning.
The next morning Bobbie Lee came in and told the board he would do the job, under certain circumstances.
He said #1 was that they told no one that he did it. They agreed. #2 he said "I ain't gonna kiss her". They agred. #3 he said "If there are any children as the result of this, they would be raised Southern Baptist." They agreed. and #4 he said "I'll do it but you may have to give me about a week to come up with the $200.00.
