I guess we know where Bill Cosby stands!!!

[LONGTOM]

AMERICA  NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH
THIS PLATFORM!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..   
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

Any use of the phrase:
'Press 1 for English' is immediately BANNED!!!.
English is the official language;   
Speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.
 
We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country.
America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports.     
We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 
'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
We'll make it here and sell it here!

When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.
 
All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States  (six month tour).
They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(I did not have to serve but, can I volunteer anyway?)  LONGTOM

Social Security will immediately return to its original state.   
If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T gettin nuttin out.   
Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

Welfare. --
Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
 
Professional Athletes -- Steroids?
The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.
 
Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., 
the first time you steal, you lose your right hand.   
There is no more 'life sentences'. 
If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the  world needs to eat.
However, a bushel of wheat will be  the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.
 
All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. 
When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.
 
The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school and every day in CONGRESS.

The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .....  nevertheless....
GOD BLESS AMERICA !


Sincerely,  Bill Cosby   




LONGTOM

[Sourdough]

I agree 100%, wheather Bill Cosby really wrote this or not.  Where is my border post.  I'm ready.

While staioned in Arizonia in the mid 70s, and playing War Games down near Gile Bend.  My squad captured 12 men and 2 women.  They had slipped across the border, and came sneaking into an ambush we had set up for the aggressors that night, not knowing we were there.  When we stood up firing M-60s and M-16s with blanks, they wet all over themsevles.  The ones with guns threw them away and gave up crying "Don't shoot, Don't shoot".  I'd hate to be in that situation today, they now carry AK-47s.

Then when I was working as a wrangler in the White Sands area in the early 80s.  I located and reported to the border patrol, many groups crossing the dessert.  Trying to get around the check points between Las Cruses, El Paso,  and Alamogordo.  If they could make it past Alamogordo they were home free.  I also brought in a few bodies that had died due to the lack of water.  I brought them in so the coyotes would not feast further on their remains.  After the seventh or eighth body they finally gave me a radio that could reach either Holloman AFB or the Army at White Sands.  They did not want me to move the bodies anymore.

I would also like to Add:  If you are on welfare and you father a child out of wedlock, you get fixed.  If a woman same thing.  If you are caught dealing, trafficing, or making drugs, your stood against a wall and shot.  If you are caught human trafficing, same sentence.  BANG!  Also making bombs, again against the wall.  (seen that done in Turkey, works).  None of the guys doing the shooting had any blanks either.  And if any of the shots missed the target, the whole squad of shooters got punished, unless someone admitted to it.

Saw punishment being metted out to an Ouscare (Turkish soldier) one morning.  (Suspect he was a troop that missed).  He was hung by his hands from a beam.  Then a high pressure water hose was used to blast all his clothing, and half his skin,  off his body.  Then he was left hanging there for six hours.  Then he just quitely disappeared.  Never saw him again, and the others Oscares would not speak of him after that.

 

[highwayman]

i wonder if we will ever hear a candidate say this

[dukkillr]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp

[LONGTOM]

We all know it was fake.
Just something to amuse us while we all go down the drain!!!
Would be nice if someone running really would take up some of these suggestions.
I still would like to volunteer.   


LONGTOM