it'd buy bill's oxygen too... maybe get him some guns. then he could have a raffle every month once he played with them some and broke the triggers in, five dollar raffles would raise lots if a thousand people would jump in.
there's lots of ways to raise the dough, and I personally hate the "stereotypical" shooter people hic-talking to me every few minutes because I DO chip in every month and have bought my right to complain.