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Offline GRIMJIM

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building permit
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:35:51 AM »
I recently applied for a building permit for a new house...
 
 
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
 
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
 
The City Council told me to forget it.... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
 
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
 
.........Work starts on Monday...
 
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Re: building permit
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 10:57:38 AM »
that there is funny ;D but at the same time, scary.  it could come true.
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Re: building permit
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 05:43:10 AM »
About 10 years ago I stopped to ask for permission from a rancher to hunt his property in Wyoming  He was digging a hole for a foundation to his new home.  I asked if it was hard to get permits there.  He said permit?  For what ;D  I love it out there!!!

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