Again, it is truly humorus to see some folks get all hot and bothered by some contemporary humorist's idea of how Gen Patton would have addressed some of today's issues, especially since I even posted a disclaimer stating that it were such a piece.
Being as I am confident concerning incidents described to me by my uncle as to the character of GS Patton...I presume we will just have to agree to disagree.
You should re-read my last post. I did not say my uncle served on Patton's staff, I said he served directly under him. That of course, could be extrapolated out to every tanker & infantryman under Patton, but my uncle was not quite that far removed.
My uncle was the Chief Warrant Officer who was the "go to guy" concerning explosives and demolition for the General. He and his group were mostly involved with the disarming or otherwise neutralizing of such still live ordnance as was fired at, dropped on or buried before our troops in the N African campaign, although they also blew things up (the demolition part). While he was not as close as Patton's staff, he saw enough of him, and even brief conversations with him... to get a very good picture of his character.