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Should we worry?
« on: September 03, 2010, 06:03:34 PM »
News FLASH!!!


This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, the Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if Arizona's Immigration Law is not repealed, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 & Super 8 Managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States!

Folks, it's gonna get ugly!



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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2010, 07:51:14 PM »
I'd feel better if they would take back all their airline pilots !!!    >:(

Good joke though!!
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2010, 08:01:30 AM »
Take them all back!
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2010, 11:19:48 AM »
Quote from: lakota on September 04, 2010, 08:01:30 AM
Take them all back!



YEP, we'll even send em a bunch of illegals to sweeten the deal. POWDERMAN.  :D :D
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2010, 05:33:49 PM »
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YEP, we'll even send em a bunch of illegals to sweeten the deal. POWDERMAN.   


Yep PM, you're thinking now.  Maybe we could really sweeten it with something along the lines of 10 to 1 or even 20 to 1 bonus deal.   ;D
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2010, 03:52:23 AM »
Actually most computer service reps, and motel mgrs are from INDIA. Not particularly easier to understand, and actually at odds with Pakistan, but I get your drift. ;D
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2010, 05:21:39 AM »
Quote from: Dee on September 05, 2010, 03:52:23 AM
Actually most computer service reps, and motel mgrs are from INDIA. Not particularly easier to understand, and actually at odds with Pakistan, but I get your drift. ;D



Yea! ;D I think they put their differences aside, and signed a truce. The Indians have the stinkin stores, and the Pa ::)kies the stinkin cabs, and let the Illegal's from south of the US border have whats left.
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2010, 05:25:48 AM »
Quote from: nw_hunter on September 06, 2010, 05:21:39 AM
Quote from: Dee on September 05, 2010, 03:52:23 AM
Actually most computer service reps, and motel mgrs are from INDIA......

Yea! ;D I think they put their differences aside, and signed a truce. The Indians have the stinkin stores, and the Pa ::)kies the stinkin cabs, and let the Illegal's from south of the US border have whats left.


Ahem, .and where would you want to move to?
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2010, 06:15:16 AM »
Quote from: scatterbrain on September 07, 2010, 05:25:48 AM
Quote from: nw_hunter on September 06, 2010, 05:21:39 AM
Quote from: Dee on September 05, 2010, 03:52:23 AM
Actually most computer service reps, and motel mgrs are from INDIA......

Yea! ;D I think they put their differences aside, and signed a truce. The Indians have the stinkin stores, and the Pa ::)kies the stinkin cabs, and let the Illegal's from south of the US border have whats left.


Ahem, .and where would you want to move to?



Perhaps Lower Slobovia
Lower Slobovia is a developing country. Its GDP last year was 75 million zugats. Upper Slobovia is a developed country. Its GDP last year was 300 billion zugats. It enjoys an average annual growth of 3%. most are illegals, so I would opt for Lower Slobovia ;D
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2010, 06:48:47 AM »
Out of idle curiosity I did a check on immigration policies for countries that I consider desirable places to live
( not USA or Canada  reason I'm there now)/
Much to my dismay those places have very limited categories of acceptable people. Aha, now I know why these places are desirable. They are smart enough to keep out the riff-raff ;D
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2010, 06:59:21 AM »
you saying they are going to cut off bring cells into our country ? Is that a bad thing ?
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Re: Should we worry?
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2010, 11:20:28 AM »
Quote from: Dee on September 05, 2010, 03:52:23 AM
Actually most computer service reps, and motel mgrs are from INDIA. Not particularly easier to understand, and actually at odds with Pakistan, but I get your drift. ;D

Indeed. India is overwhelmingly (more than 80%) Hindu religiously.  Only 13% of the population is Muslim.  Very disappointing given that a number of Indians were assaulted or persecuted following the 9/11 attacks because they had dark skin and had an accent that people figured was "arab sounding". 

Our diplomatic ties with India are actually quite good.
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