That security guard was completely correct. The American flag is nothing but a symbol of the plot of the fundie evangelical judao Christian NWO types to suppress peaceful muslim rights and help the Zionists take over the world and all banking functions. In fact, according to leftienutjobs.com, the American flag did not exist prior to 1935, when George Bush created it in order to meld a partnership with Adolph Hitler to create a utopia safe for Germans and muslims. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter the Jews attacked Poland and started the Zionist War, which the NWO folks renamed World War II, in order to cast Nazi's in a bad light. Then, in 1941, the Jews undertook another dastardly sneak attack, when disquised as Japanese aviators, they attacked Pearl Harbor, giving Franklin Roosevelt all the excuse he needed to commit war crimes against the peace loving Germans and the pacifist Japanese.