YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF ???????

[powderman]

YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. Your cousin is president of the United States

Now it is Laughable but it sad as most of it is Reality!

HEH, aint it the truth. POWDERMAN. 

[Land_Owner]

Tongue in Cheek...we try to bring some "brevity" to the Old Pot Bellied Stove and we get bumped to the Humor and Off Topic board by Moderator Old Fart.  WTG Old Fart.  Man - o - Man he's FAST.  Keeping me and Powderman in line is like Herding Cats and putting Ants in a Wheel Barrow.  Just kidding.  We get it.  thanks for the links...

[Squib]

I always thought that the "rumors" of them wiping their butts was racist military propaganda to dehumanize them, till I went to iraq the first time.  I understand dirtiness comes with poverty but toilet paper ain't expensive!!!  also they have a big sink in the ground that they poop in that ALSO has a shower head installed above it usually.  I had the delighting experience to see a mother wiping her baby's butt once, she held the kid suspended by one arm (without dislocating it I assume since the kid wasn't crying) and was "checking his credit" over and over again.  she'd dip her hand into a bowl of water in between wipes so her hand would have some available surface area/texture to get more poop. 

I don't get why they wipe their butts at all, if they can't use toilet paper!!!  Priority one, clean hands!!!

[powderman]

Tongue in Cheek...we try to bring some "brevity" to the Old Pot Bellied Stove and we get bumped to the Humor and Off Topic board by Moderator Old Fart.  WTG Old Fart.  Man - o - Man he's FAST.  Keeping me and Powderman in line is like Herding Cats and putting Ants in a Wheel Barrow.  Just kidding.  We get it.  thanks for the links...

YEP, and I was being serious. POWDERMAN. 

[billy_56081]

Squib, how did ya like the Turkish toilets? What is even nastier is when the try to squat on the seat of a normal toilet and spray all over.

[Squib]

turkish?  don't know... I was in transit through kuwait and saw only troop tent cities and portapotties, went no further into syria than the border, iraq had those sink things.  I've heard of iraqi contractors squatting on the toilets though.  I guess in their minds they thought that touching toilets was appauling and IT WOULD BE APPALLING IF IT WAS ONE OF THEIR POOP-SINKS but our way isn't dirty because we don't poop ON THE TOILETS and then push the poop in with a squeegi type device.  I don't think they get the abstract concept of lining up their genitals to the hole and aiming for the hole directly to sanitarily dispose of wastes.

kinds of like how they can't line up a front and rear sight, and marry multiple women instead of making one legitimate marriage work, or profess piety and screw little boys.  guess that's why they couldn't stop us from coming back, huh

[billy_56081]

Squib you md I have disagreed on some subjects, but I am afraid we have seen the same things. The craziest thing was, that I had a flashback when I worked in a place with these Somoli freaks and they were crappin all over the seat on the toilet, one even drooped in the shower. Before that I thought it was nasty when the south of the border boys threw thier toilet paper in the waste basket. Now that seems like roses.

So when ya comin deer hunting squip? Archery starts tomorrow.

[blind ear]

How smart could they be to fight over posession of that sand and rock pit all those thousands of years before oil was known to be valuable? I guess home is home. eddiegjr

[JeffG]

The post has some humor ane truth!  What do you do when your niece is bringing a Muslim to the Christian family's Christmas dinner? My brother is fit to be tied, and a huge blowup, no pun intended, is in the offing.  I can't help but feeling colonized, by illegals andMuslims...