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Foraging in the woods... for beer
« on: September 26, 2010, 11:24:17 AM »



 Gentlemen,

After lunch I am headed out to the woods to cut dead,
crowded and ugly trees, then drag them to the burn piles.
My new {used} Stihl is a fine saw and I am making great headway with 'the woods job', enough so that in a few years the 15 acres {which grows about as fast as I can cut it} will be cleared of dead, crowded and ugly trees. Although the remaining woods has the bulk of the really big in diameter trees which are more work.

I have found a way to turn the crap in the woods into beer.

Now my old roofing crew boss 'Jorge' likes to burn a big fire in his back yard to sit around and drink beer at.
They cook, drink and sit around the fire all evening listening to Mexican music and find great enjoyment in having a good supply of fire wood.

Several times he comes out and fills his 3/4 ton long wide bed truck with wood {level} and leaves a 30 pk of beer and a bottle of Casadore tequila!
Add it up!
We are talking $30. for the beer and dern near $40. for the tequila!
That's about $70.!
I have to otherwise just burn the crap on the burn piles
but with our arrangement I can actually sell {or trade}
the fire wood for booze!

Today I run out of beer and don't get a disability check till next Saturday. So I'll cut wood for a week. It's getting cooler and the rain has stopped so I can cut a mess of wood in a week.
Got the back pasture mowed and it is beautiful.
I even walked down to the Coon Creek Camp the other day and saw that the new renter Jovanal had shot all my beer bottles off the beer bottle tree. It is alright, I'll take a bucket and pick up the glass and put more bottles on the tree {to give the camp class}

Boys, trading firewood for beer has advantages.
They pick it up and leave beer and cactus juice!
Just put the 30 pack {if bottles} in a bucket before taking it in the house, if it has been rained upon.
Be careful as the cardboard will come apart if soaking wet!


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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 06:35:35 AM »
how is it that you can do all this work and still draw disability?
I draw disability but it's because I'm really disabled.
sounds like fraud to me.
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 07:18:13 AM »
how is it that you can do all this work and still draw disability?
I draw disability but it's because I'm really disabled.
sounds like fraud to me.

exactly what I was wondering.
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 10:01:17 AM »

  Yes, and this is why there are insufficient funds in the social security pool, and state coffers, to help the truly disabled.

  I practiced corporate law for 30 years, and retired to a very rural area in the Shenandoah Valley.  I have lived there now for 4 years.  Almost every man and woman I have met, over the age of 50, claims to have "hurt their back", and hires a lawyer to try to get a 100% percent disability rating from the Social Security Administration, all the while working full time jobs on the side for cash.  It is a regional past time.

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 11:33:49 AM »
I haven't been able to fish for the last 5 years because the heat could literally kill me.
my only outdoor activities is camping and going to the range during october and november.
if we go on vacation it can only be things where I won't get overheated.
AND I SURE CAN"T CUT FIREWOOD!!!!!!
if I had this guys name and address I'd turn him in.
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 11:58:55 AM »
What makes you get overheated Bugeye?  I get extremely overheated if I try to work outside in the summer.  Get bad headaches.  Have to keep a wet rag on my head under my hat. 

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2010, 02:24:24 AM »
What makes you get overheated Bugeye?  I get extremely overheated if I try to work outside in the summer.  Get bad headaches.  Have to keep a wet rag on my head under my hat. 
my heart is so weak that I can't cool myself or heat myself.  that's why I can only go to the woods in oct. and nov.
I also have a defibrillator implanted in my chest.  when I go squirrel hunting I stay within 100yds of the truck.
I would reccomend that you get checked out by a cardiologist and get a stress test.  sometimes those symptoms can be just getting older or they could be something more serious.   I had a complete physical and ekg one month before my first heart attack.  so PLEASE go get checked out.
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2010, 03:06:33 AM »
Yes, I know I am overweight, take bp meds. 

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010, 04:00:10 AM »



                  Gentlemen,

   I barely survived being murdered four times in the last ten years.
Coma 5 weeks, crushed my right shoulder and broke my first 3 spinal vertebra.
Reported 'dead' by the Lancaster police department who found me laying in a ditch the next morning.
No breath, no pulse, 'DEAD', and that was just the first time.
Report me you slob.


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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010, 04:28:31 AM »
dont go getting defensive and calling other posters names.
 just understand that there are alot of posters here who take right and wrong very personally and when you make claims that sound like you are breaking
the law, you are going to get thier short hairs up.
 explain how you can collect disability income and still be able to go out and collect wood.
 how is it that you came to be attacked and nearly murdered four times ?
 

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2010, 05:31:29 AM »
                  Scibaer,

   I am sorry sir, I am not being defensive the fellow insulted me.

   [I draw disability but it's because I'm really disabled.
sounds like 'fraud' to me.]

   I was in a coma 5 weeks and the hospital including rehab for 5 months.
My disability Judge said I was disabled so I guess I am. I didn't even apply for disability as it was applied for by the hospital. My spine and shoulder will hurt for the rest of my life but I have to cut wood.
It isn't going to cut itself, it just hurts all the time, so what.
What about cutting wood sounds like I am breaking the law?
And what's his name could have asked for clarification before calling me a a thief.

   Now, about the four murder attempts, there is nothing I had rather talk about,
as all my friends are tired of hearing about it so thanks for asking.
First time three brothers, I didn't even know them, caused my motorcycle wreck and died in prison the next year and not by the prison but by the inmates, they were that evil.
   Then I was deliberately falsely arrested, deliberately assaulted in jail by the jailers
resulting in further severe, permanent and inoperable spinal damage by two small town police departments.
To a disabled coma patient with no criminal record.

   Pulled over for no reason on the way to the store for milk, tortillas and jalepenos,
by a big van and two police cars, I was ordered out of my car and told I was going to jail for no insurance.
But I had insurance and the card was in my glove box. It was the most incompetent act I have ever seen.
I could not see any body in the front seats of the van or the police cars.
Nor any body standing any where around the vehicles.
They were all hiding in that van looking down the barrel of a rifle at me.
But I am a hunter and a trapper and a I smelled a trap.
If I would have turned my right side to that van and opened the door to my car to retrieve the insurance card they maintained I didn't have, they would have shot me and using a 'throw down gun' claimed that was what I was going for. I sensed a trap and I was right!

   I just stood there and did absolutely nothing and did it very slowly. 10-15 minutes later another cop came up and started handcuffing me. I told him my insurance card was in my glove box and would he please get it so we can all go about our business. No, I was thrown in jail after being stomped on a few more times and when I got out of jail the next day and was coming down the steps from seeing my lawyer, the $15. an hour jail goon who knelt on my broken neck/spine and crushed shoulder while twisting my arm behind me in jail,
was coming up the steps! And this was in north Dallas 30 miles from the small town where I was hurt.
Later I was told by the Sheriffs department that as I walked down the steps and passed the jail goon he pulled his gun and sighted it right at my back!
   I remember a Dallas police car driving past after I passed the jail goon,
 but didn't know, till I was told later, that the jail goon was drawing down on me with his pistol.

   Exciting? Hxxx yes and it was all on tape.


   I am assured by the Dallas county Sheriffs department and the Texas Rangers
that four policemen from town x and one from town y
{town x had their jail shut down by the state for beating up a black guy so bad}
 "are going to prison for conspiracy. The penalty for conspiracy is 99.5 years and that the have absolutely no defense". "They are dead"!

   So, after my motorcycle wreck which was not an accident.
And the 3 murder attempts on belt line road, in the Desoto jail, and on White rock trail,
the Texas prisons are the home to 8 new prisoners and I put them there.
And it was easy, because they were all short, fat cowards.

   I walked in the xxxx police department and told the Sarg.
"I want to speak to your highest ranking officer on duty, right now!
When asked the reason, I said conspiracy, collusion, assault, attemped murder and robbery.
Oh, and throw in false arrest and false imprisonment.
The chief of police quit the next day, took his retirement money and ran like a whipped dog.
The girl who has cut my hair for 14 years said: "Jack, your letter to the city tore the town apart".

   Yes, and I am in pain all the time but have wood to cut and I have to do something.
The wood isn't going to cut itself.

                  {You can't trap a trapper}
                          
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2010, 06:43:56 AM »
Poet, are you Hispanic or a minority?  This is sad.  I thought Texans were good old boys, but not bad like that.  Guess it was a bad lot running the police department in that town.  Do you have any children or someone to help you get your firewood? 

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2010, 09:10:08 AM »
                   Dixie Dude,

   Minority naw, I am 75% Scott blood and 25% German blood, 6'2" and 200 Lbs,
58 years old and live out in the woods alone on my farm.
And yeah I couldn't believe it.
A Sheriff deputy told a Ranger: "You could have heard Jack screaming at Lt. xxxxx all over the building".
"They were behind two locked doors and Lt. xxxx was armed"!
"You fat fxxx! look at me when I am talking to you!
Perhaps that is what they wanted, me to go for my glove box so they could shoot me in the back!
There it is! There it is! There's that terror in your eyes! Got you fat boy!
He married your sister!
{Look of surprise!}
And when he gets fired he's moving in with you!
{Look of real terror in his eyes now!}
Oh! he's moving 'back' in with you!
Sorry man it's not my problem.

   {It was true, I just sensed it.
Lt.xxx was grasping at straws like a drowning man trying to cover his brother in laws axx.
I could read his mind by the look of terror in his eyes and said:
  "He married your sister"! And his eyes confirmed it, he was shocked.}

   No one in the department knew they were related.

   Damn I knew I should have gone out for General
 
   Yes the fat Lt. thought he was getting rid of his fat, ugly sister
 but rather than that, will give her 100% of his property as he is going to prison
with his short, fat brother in law and the three other conspirators.
And I put them there and I did it alone, and it was easy because they were stupid.

   Now I have written a book about the entire episode,
and all I am waiting for to send it to the publisher is the next to the last chapter, the trial chapter.
As I can't write the trial chapter till they have the trial.
But 'Visions and Miracles' is the title and I spent 10 years working on it, starting in the hospital 10 years ago,
writing, at the request of my Doctors and my disability Judge, every story I had in me.
Finishing about the time this crap happened. I could have, being a mastermarksman,


    And still may but was I a writer or not?
I killed 5 bad cops with my keyboard and didn't have to die in a hail of lead to do it.
So I guess I am a writer.
{Lots of good hunting stories in Visions and miracles}
but it may be a few years before it is published as the cities will postpone, {stall}
the inevitable conviction as long as possible.
But that gives me more time to edit the manuscript and be sure it is complete.
Thank you Dixie Dude for asking.


                           Luck and Later...♪


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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2010, 09:18:42 AM »
Let us know when your book is published.  Seems like you can hardly trust anyone these days.  Hope you can get some help with the firewood.  I am Stotch, English, and German myself. 

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2010, 09:51:43 AM »



                 Dixie Dude,

   Sure man, what state are you in?
And nice visiting with you.


                 Later..♫


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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2010, 10:17:32 AM »
Auburn, Alabama.  Some of you guys on here have been through a lot.  I am 57, have been through one divorce, with me getting custody of my 7 kids (ages 4-17 at the time).  On my second now, and we are both working hard to make things work.  Younger kids were teens when I remarried, so they gave her a hard time.  She came from a big family herself, so she made it through.  Now all are gone from home, with my youngest in basic training for the guard now.  He is going to use the money to go to school in aquaculture (new name for old fisheries) as he loves to fish.  Have another one in school for marketing, another one is school to be a teacher.  Another one is probably going into business management.  They are all paying their own way, so I didn't do bad raising them.  Oldest boy loves to hunt, middle boy loves to shoot clays, youngest likes to fish.  Rest are girls, just girls, shop and spend money.  Older two girls are married, and have children.  We want to sell our house in town and move to the country because we see bad times coming.  We may have a problem trying to sell, as I have 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, and a swimming pool, but it is within walking distance to the high school. 

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2010, 01:25:53 PM »
ok, so now we know..  and we got your story straight.
thanks for taking the time to dish it all out.
 thats is one heavy duty story by the way  :o

good luck in the future , stay out in the bush where its safe
 

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2010, 02:41:43 PM »
WHEW, somebody should have removed that cockleburr before they saddled up the poet.
since most of that story seems to be fiction, I sure don't want to hear any more.
now where is that little blue button?
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2010, 06:10:31 AM »
For what its worth, most of the story told here sounds like a really bad made for tv movie and is most likely a fictional account. Last time I checked nobody can apply for disability for you. At least not in Texas. You have to apply through the Division of Disability Determination Services and then a disability examiner and a medical consultant decide wether or not you are disabled, not a judge. Maybe a doctor can request you not go to work due to illness or injury, but to receive disability payments your doctor cannot make that determination. The doctor will most definitely be consulted as to your condition, but doesn't make the determination. Also, while the story was halfway entertaining, you never mention a motive as to why these people were out to get you. Just wondering.

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2010, 12:22:52 PM »
This whole thing is complete crapola...Disability is something for people who can't work.  If you are collecting, you are robbing from everyone.  My sister-in-law tried the same thing. She couldn't work, but she could run a cleaning business and cleaned everybody's houses.  I turned her in and gladly say she had to pay back every dime.  She still doesn't talk to me as I told her what I was going to do. I couldn't care less.  I put fake disability claims in the lowest of the low.  I would turn you in...in about the same time it took my to type this....I wish I had your address.

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2010, 06:55:12 PM »
I live in Dallas and never heard about any of this...???
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2010, 04:23:25 AM »
It's amazing what 30 beers and a bottle of Casadore tequila does to some folks imagination  ::)
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2010, 04:43:09 AM »
It took 3 years and countless forms and letters from 3 doctors before I got a hearing.
they never just say okay.
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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2010, 05:14:00 AM »
Gentelemen
Disabiltiy covers far more than physical capability.  If you look at the law instead of your own personal situation, disability covers physical, mental, cognitive impairments.  I have looked at all of poets posts on this forum.  If he is delusional, he has been consistent over the last three years.  The fact that he can perform heavy physical labor does not disqualify him from disability.  Yes a good medical staff can prepare a disability application pursuant to hospital policy and proceedure.  All it takes is a patient signature.  My wife is on Social Security disability with an auto immune disorder.  She has good and bad days.  She is on a large group of medications that are not well tolerated by most people.  On her good days she is bright, happy, cheerful and gets a lot of stuff done.  When things get really bad artificial coma is induced until she is rebalanced on her medications.  Unless something traumatic happens this disease will continue to impair and will finally kill her.  She worked and paid disability taxes for over thirty years.  Her papers went through first time and she is reevalueated every 7 years.  I am watching this progession in a woman I have been married to for 30 years.  Lacking any personal knowledge of Poet I will not make any decisions or derisive statements.  He may be fake, delusional, or just telling it the way he sees it.

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2010, 09:24:42 AM »
I also am on disability. Sure,I can work for a couple hours at something. Cut grass etc. But then I'm wiped out for a few days. There are different forms of disability as mentioned. There always, is not help to be had. Anybody want to turn me in? Go for it. When my med records are shown in court and my disability proven, the offended party can answer to a lawsuit. Read up on something called "quality of life" before you make the phone call. Not everybody drawing disability is faking it. Some of us have actually busted our butts at hard physical work, and didn't run with the "eph" the dog crowd.

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2010, 04:23:23 PM »
               Gentlemen,

   Howdy again, Jack the Knife here,
 and I have been out cutting fire wood and cedar posts again today.
Cutting it and dragging or 'wheelbarrowing' it to the wood yard.
Tonight me and the dogs are going coon hunting after dinner.
   Now I worked about three hours is all, and my cervical hurts,
 but I just finished at Tom Landry center Baylor Hospital,
'Cervical stabilization sessions' for 5 weeks
and learned a lot!

   I have done the same course before and it didn't help at all!
But my new therapist was an angel.
She was from central India and she helped me so much,
I have to tell y'all {the world} about her.

   The first session I had a couple of years ago was in the same room
and consisted of the same exercises. But this time it was different.
The first day I told Anita that: "this session made a real difference,
but it may just be my wishful thinking." 
The last session I told her that:
"I wanted to marry her and carry her off to the hills with me."
"Even though she probably didn't want to get married
or be carried off to the hills either, least of all with me."
   
   But I told her {and I don't lie} that:
   "I have written a letter to the head genius Doctor,
over all the other 25 Doctors at 'Baylor Hospital severe, traumatic, brain injury, rehab ward'.
'Old Milt' I call him, and that I told him all about her work on my spine.
That I recommended he give her a 50% raise and I've a story about that too!
But to keep to the point, I told Anita that
"There were two things different about 'her treatment'.
1. She concentrated on my Posture!
2. And the two exercises where I lay on my belly and extending my arms to the side,
'try to fly' so to speak, arms 'up and down'
and also 'towards my head and back to the side again'.

   These exercises build up the muscles that enable me to keep my spine straight
and keeping the spine straight lets it heal or at least not hurt so much.
And she said the tendons which are supposed to hold the vertebra are messed up from my assault and can't do the job but the muscles can if I keep doing these exercises:
 "as long as I have a spine!"

   Wow, now I am sorry y'all,
 and I know this post sounds like my Grandmother talking when asked:
 "Grandmaw how are you feeling" {I learned not to do that}
But I have hope and a way to work on my spinal problem now.

   Gentlemen, for six years after my Motorcycle wreck I sat at my computer and wrote,
 {at the request of my disability Judge, my Doctor at rehab {Old Milt} all the therapists and the class too}
all the stories that were in me.
   Finishing just about the time that I was falsely arrested,
assaulted and battered in jail by the jailers for no reason, {jumped from behind I was}
resulting in further, severe, permanent, and inoperable spinal damage
to an already disabled, coma patient with no criminal record.

   To say that I was pxxxxx is nothing.
I was real unhappy.

And I still may but I thought to myself:
"Self, am I an author or not?"
I wanted to see if there is any law left in the United States today, or not.
So for 365 days I learned what to put in the letters and where to send them.
I didn't even drink any beer!
I contacted the two cities, 'certified mail' with no response.
Didn't think they would respond but it is nessesary to contact them before 'going over their heads'.
Then I contacted the Texas Rangers who investigate rogue police departments
and corrupt municipalities, at the instigation of the District Attorney.
The District Attorney him self.
The Attorney General in Austin,
And the Houston office of the FBI, the correct desk, or the correct guy,
who investigates violation of civil rights of disabled coma patients
by rogue, municipal police departments and corrupt municipalities.
And the sxxx hit the fan!

   The Chief of Police quit the next day, took his retirement money,
and ran like a whipped dog.
The girl who has cut my hair for 14 years said:
"Jack your letter tore the town apart."
A Sheriff deputy told a Ranger where I could hear them,
that "four policemen from xxx and one from xxx are going to prison for conspiracy."
"The sentence for conspiracy is 99.5 years and that they have absolutely no defense."
"Their dead."


   Now 'Visions ad Miracles' is out as a working title.
I looked it up and someone has already used it for a Jesus movie.
So I am thinking about titles and it is difficult.
{Who could have thought that the title of a musical tape of 14th century string quartet music
by 'Ensemble Alcatraz'  {an early Iberian word for Pelican}
could have been heard by any one else?
I have that old tape I recorded off the radio when I was working in Denver 20 years ago..
   I am open to suggestions for a title, what?
"I killed five cops with my keyboard"?
I like it but women buy 90% of new books and that title wouldn't sell the book to them.


   Gentlemen,
the book starts with:
1. A beautiful vision, a religious experience while I was in a coma.
2. Then waking up and strange sounds and later strange sights.
3. Then goes to Hospital stories, and 8 months later coming home.
4. Coming home and spending 6 years, at the request of my disability Judge,
my Doctor my therapists, and the class, writing every story that is in me.
   Finishing about the time that I was falsely arrested, assaulted in jail by the jailers
for no reason {jumped from behind I was}
resulting in further severe, permanent and inoperable
spinal damage to an already disabled, coma patient with no criminal record.
By the people who are supposed to help other people, not hurt them.

Boys I am, or was, a Mastermarksman and shooting 5 short,
fat, small town policemen, would take 30 seconds trigger time.
 I thought about it and I still may, but I also thought to myself:
"Self, am I an author or not?"
So {this is in the book too}

5. I sat at my computer for 18 hours a day, for a year.
I thought about writing the letter in bed, while cooking my food,
I didn't think about anything else.
Included in the book are the letters I wrote
that will get 5 small town cops thrown in prison for a total of 496.5 years.
6. Included are the actual letters I wrote to the Rangers,
the DA,
the Attorney General in Austin,
and the FBI.
Now I am waiting for the trial in order to write the trial chapter and the book is done.

   The stories I mentioned are stories about my hounds and how I loved them.
About trapping, hunting and all the years on the trail and the trapline.
Showing my mindset and who I am and giving the reader a glimpse inside my mind.
So as to realize how I, being a hunter, managed to survive three murder attempts.
Turned the tables on them and killed the 5 cops who tried to kill me, doing their job for them.
They messed with the wrong man.
I am a trapper and I sensed a trap.
And one 'can't trap' a trapper.

Thank you...
{blindhari and Pat/Rick for believing in me}

Jack the Knife
J. Winters von Knife



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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2010, 09:55:55 PM »



                     Gentlemen,

     News from Knife.
My new coon hound Dukedog treed his first coon tonight and did a good job of it.
It's 2:45 am and I just got back from a walk down to the creek.
Sandymay, Dukedog and I walked out the door late tonight, almost midnight.
Duke is just a big puppy and has never even seen a coon.
{Both free dogs}
   Sandymay was with me at first but drifted off about the time Duke treed a possum.
I called him off and walked off and after 5 minutes he left the tree and started hunting again.
Then he treed a double, 2 possums in the same tree.
I called him off and walked off and after 1 minute he left the tree and started hunting again.
Then he treed in a den tree and it was a coon tree because of the coon hairs on the bark around the hole.
I praised him real good as this was his first coon.
We barked, yelled, fired the rifle in the air and hollered some more making sure he knew
that was what I have been trying to get.
Coon!!!!
Good dog Duke!

   My back hurts but I am not sleepy.
Dukedog is a real coon hound now and of all times to be out of beer!


                               Thank you...


                                     Jack the Knife
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2010, 06:22:49 AM »
i think the title should be
      the way it is
but thats just my opinion you know we all have one
good luck with it sounds like a good read
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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2010, 09:26:58 AM »
I'm one person who just does not get the point of your posts, but so be it.
but you have mentioned more then once, that you could/did/ can shoot cops.
i'm quite uncomfortable with that.
whether they be good or bad cops makes no real difference, nor does the context of the statement.
its in very poor judgments to make them statements here, or anywhere really.
 thats my two cents about your posts.

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Re: Foraging in the woods... for beer
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2010, 12:58:31 PM »
   Interesting read but i don't believe very much of it. As far as the post on shooting cops. It sure was stupid to say that here or anywhere :o   Sorry about that Scibaer. Just noticed You already said that.