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Offline mauserman

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George Bush and Barack Obama at the barber shop
« on: November 01, 2010, 03:02:10 PM »
 George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
   
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
       
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
   
 

    


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Re: George Bush and Barack Obama at the barber shop
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 05:18:32 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: George Bush and Barack Obama at the barber shop
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2010, 04:15:58 AM »
That's bad.......
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Re: George Bush and Barack Obama at the barber shop
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2010, 01:25:55 PM »
               Naughty, naughty.   ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: George Bush and Barack Obama at the barber shop
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2010, 01:34:49 PM »
after the polls close and the tabulation completed,a whorehouse will be the only place he gets anything his way.

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Re: George Bush and Barack Obama at the barber shop
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2010, 09:01:23 AM »
Hell, I thought the whorehouse was where O got those "handlebar ears" and $#!+ eating grin.

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Re: George Bush and Barack Obama at the barber shop
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2010, 12:07:04 PM »
That's waaaayyyy toooooo funny. ;D
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