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Offline quasne.inc

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How to catch a polar bear.
« on: November 11, 2010, 06:20:16 PM »
First, cut a hole in the ice big enough for a polar bear to just barely fit in.  Second, line the hole with peas.  Next, wait for a polar bear to take a pea then kick it in the ice hole.
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Offline Mikey

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Re: How to catch a polar bear.
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2010, 01:46:46 AM »
Oh man, I sure hope you got a cramp laughng at that one............. (snicker, lol)...
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Re: How to catch a polar bear.
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2010, 07:12:07 AM »
That joke did two things for me:  It took a while to get it, that showed my stupidity, Then I laughted at it, that showed my ignorance.  Thanks
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Re: How to catch a polar bear.
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2010, 01:54:51 PM »
main attraction at the Pt Barrow zoo....Humans!......Yummy!
The ones with a PHd taste the best.
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Re: How to catch a polar bear.
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2010, 02:46:31 PM »
Reminds me of when I lived in Wisconsin and gave ice fishing a try.
Cut a hole in the ice, dropped a line down the hole, sat there forever.....nothing.

A fellow comes by on a snowmobile, asks me what I catching.
Tell him.....nothing, no bites, nothing.

Fellow say "well, hop on the back we'll try trolling for a while."
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Re: How to catch a polar bear.
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2010, 09:53:42 AM »
[Tongue in Cheek]
As a Moderator, I am probably not supposed to laugh if I think the joke could be construed to offend. This is a Family Channel...

on the other hand...since I can't stop laughing, and I mean ROTF LOL, I suppose I have to be a plain old Member about this one...


Very well played quasne.inc and you too Pow Pow!
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Re: How to catch a polar bear.
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2010, 04:35:10 PM »
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Re: How to catch a polar bear.
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2010, 07:02:35 PM »
I only went ice fishing just once. Time I got a hole chopped big enough for my boat, I was too tired to fish.


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Re: How to catch a polar bear.
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2010, 02:48:58 PM »
Well, I suppose things were a bit different back then, considering my father was born in 1894.

He said he used peas for fishing.

Said it was quick and simple way to get a mess of fish.

All you needed to do was take an open can of peas, sprinkle then out along the bank of a river or lake and when the fish came up to take a pea, ya hit em on the head.

Keep em coming!

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Re: How to catch a polar bear.
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2010, 03:25:38 AM »
A person of what ever you change the nationality too (Didn't want to offend anyone) was riding his snow mobile and he came across an ice fisherman he said have any luck the fisherman replied no, the person on the snow mobile said hop on we will troll awhile. Couldn't resist it Lou
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