A General is overlooking the soon to be battlefield when a scout comes over the hill toward him. The scout says, "General we have word that the enemy forces are on their way here." The General says, "Colonel, Get me my red shirt." Puzzled, the Colonel asks, "Why your red shirt Sir?" The General replies, "In case I am wounded in battle I don't want the men to see that I am bleeding. I want them to continue fighting with all they have." A short time goes by and another scout comes over the hill, "General, the enemy's army is much bigger than we thought. They out number us 20 to 1." General says, "Colonel get me my brown pants!"
