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Offline Conan The Librarian

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New from TSA!
« on: November 20, 2010, 03:41:00 AM »
According to TSA spokesman Chester Fiddlestaff, because recent terrorist bombings have involved explosives hidden in "body cavities", TSA will begin searching body cavities on November 20, 2010. For those unacquainted with the pronunciation of the name Chester, it rhymes with "molester". The search technique will involve a formerly popular but recently underemployed technique known as "drawing and quartering". For efficiency, only the quartering will be performed.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/28/eveningnews/main5347847.shtml

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Re: New from TSA!
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2010, 03:55:36 AM »
Rectum? Darned if it didn't kill um!   :P  Sorry just couldn't resist.  ;D
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Re: New from TSA!
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2010, 04:03:55 AM »
All this because of the godless ones. POWDERMAN.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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