...sung to the tune of the old Bob Dylan song "Everybody Must Get Stoned."
Well they scan you when you try to board a plane
They scan you just enough to fry your brain
They scan you when you're trying to go home
They scan you when you're traveling all alone
Yeah you'll have to get in line again
Cause everybody must get scanned
They scan you when you're walking thru the door
They scan you once and then they scan some more
They scan you from your head down to your feet
They scan you then they show you on TV
So you'll have to get in line again
Cause everybody must get scanned
They scan you if you're over 65
They scan you even if you're only five
They scan you if you try to say no
And then they pat you down before you go
So you better get in line again
Cause everybody must get scanned
Yeah every woman, child and every man
Everybody must get scanned
