I would like a visit from the original Swedish Womens Bikini Mauser Rifle Cleaning Team that was spoken about on the milsurp forum last year when the Swedish Mausers were talked up. Mine is pretty dirty, and, ummmm, well, ya know, it might help to have someone, ummmmmmm, help me try and fit those tiny little 6.5mm cleaning patches through that eyehole in the cleaning rod. I understand that bikini clad Swedish women might be able to, ummmmmmm, help.
Now, failing that I will gladly take a brace of either EMF or Cimarron Arms 1873 model Colt replicas in 4 and 5/8" length, 45 caliber, with nickled finishes. Oh yeehaw! This be Mikey.