Author Topic: Egyptian Official Blames Mossad for Sinai Shark Attacks (Read 981 times)

teamnelson · « **on:** December 07, 2010, 09:51:51 AM »

Sorry, I snorted my coffee reading this one today, it was just too funny.

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Egyptian Official Blames Mossad for Sinai Shark Attacks, by Gil Ronen

Egypt's Governor of southern Sinai lays the blame for recent shark attacks on Israel's foreign intelligence agency, the Mossad. Southern Sinai Governor Abed Al-Fadij said: “We must not discount the possibility that Mossad threw the shark into the sea, in order to attack tourists who are having fun in Sharm al-Sheikh.”

"Mossad is trying to hurt Egyptian tourism in any way possible, and the shark is one way for it to realize its plan,” he explained.

Last Thursday, Egyptians killed two sharks that were suspected in a series of attacks on bathers. One of the sharks was 2.1 meters long and weighed 150 kg. The other was 30 cm longer and weighed 250 kg.

In the last few days, Egypt has lifted the ban on bathing that was issued after four Russian tourists were attacked by sharks.

... no mention of any lasers mounted on the sharks ...

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2010, 09:56:41 AM »

Mossad , those clever James Bond types ! The pretty one is on NCIS

billy_56081 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2010, 10:06:40 AM »

OMG that is funny. I could see at least one of our members at GBO believing this to be true.

Could be some new material for the BBQ.

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2010, 10:12:25 AM »

Are they suicide sharks ? Does Mossad hold the rest of the shark family until they sharks attack ? Does the shark family get extra herring after the attack ? Now tell the truth are these sharks brain washed from birth ?

powderman · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2010, 11:02:56 AM »

HEH, those pesky, sneaky Jews. Now we know where tm gets his stuff. Thanks for making my day TN, that was good. POWDERMAN.

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2010, 11:11:25 AM »

Ah they are up to their old tricks again. This is a common tactic that has been used by Mossad for years. They have invisible UFOs piloted by Dr. Evil of Austin Powers fame. The attacks will continue unless a ransom of ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS is paid immediately.

(Actually, it's the Egyptians looking for any excuse to discredit the Israelies in any way possible.)

Pat/Rick · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2010, 11:34:59 AM »

And there is a very good illustration of the mind set, that is at war with the infidels in the west. How can that rediculous mind set be battled with conventional means? maybe lithium and labotomy's?

This just in from Reuters' "Millions of animals being slaughtered for use as the worlds largest chum line" Israel confesses to training attack sharks in effort to slow terrorism"

powderman · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2010, 02:51:55 PM »

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This just in from Reuters' "Millions of animals being slaughtered for use as the worlds largest chum line" Israel confesses to training attack sharks in effort to slow terrorism"

HEH, found em out, they are so busted. POWDERMAN.

billy_56081 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2010, 03:35:25 PM »

So Charlie, do ya think these "zionist Jewish trained sharks" are armed with a 4000 watt death ray that runs off of AA batteries?

powderman · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2010, 04:59:59 PM »

Quote from: billy_56081 on December 07, 2010, 03:35:25 PM

So Charlie, do ya think these "zionist Jewish trained sharks" are armed with a 4000 watt death ray that runs off of AA batteries?

Absolutely, they stole the idea from tm and his cohorts. I believe I read that are laser guided. The sharks are actually not sharks at all, just cleverly desiged to look that way. Israel is much sneakier than you could ever imagine. Those crafty Jews. POWDERMAN.

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #10 on:** December 08, 2010, 01:42:27 AM »

When the sharks returned ( the ones that lived ) some were fat others were thin. After much study it was found the fat sharks just ate the target the thin ones shook the crap out of the target first.

powderman · « **Reply #11 on:** December 08, 2010, 04:26:57 AM »

Quote from: SHOOTALL on December 08, 2010, 01:42:27 AM

When the sharks returned ( the ones that lived ) some were fat others were thin. After much study it was found the fat sharks just ate the target the thin ones shook the crap out of the target first.

YEP, shake the crap out of a lib and theres little left. POWDERMAN.

WylieKy · « **Reply #12 on:** December 08, 2010, 04:57:03 AM »

Sharks..... Really? I'd have gone with attack camels, but what ever... or attack CAMEL SPIDERS!! Look 'em up. Those bad boys are SCARY.

lakota · « **Reply #13 on:** December 08, 2010, 05:14:40 AM »

Who is dumber here? The Egyptian official who claims his country is being attacked by jewish sharks or the "journalist" that actually thought this was news???

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #14 on:** December 08, 2010, 05:31:59 AM »

Lakota:

I see it kinda sorta the other way around: The Egyptian was smart because it gives momentary bad publicity to his enemy. But he was stupid because it gives the resort a memorable reputation for shark attacks ala Peter Benchley's book Jaws and the excellent movie made from it. This can't be good for business. The "journalist" was a typical pliable wonk that's eager to get anything the least bit salacious printed.

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #15 on:** December 08, 2010, 06:13:46 AM »

Quote from: lakota on December 08, 2010, 05:14:40 AM

Who is dumber here? The Egyptian official who claims his country is being attacked by jewish sharks or the "journalist" that actually thought this was news???

The "journalist" if dunb was blind lucky as he got alot of millage out of it. The offical on the other hand ..........

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #16 on:** December 08, 2010, 06:15:10 AM »

BTW if all news that wasn't news was removed from broadcast , We would see a lot less now wouldn't we ?

billy_56081 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 08, 2010, 07:23:36 AM »

This story is just as silly as the link one member posted about a kit for a 4000 watt "death ray" that ran on AA batteries. Only difference is TeamNelson posted this in jest.

So being these are Jewish sharks, can they only eat kosher?

billy_56081 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 08, 2010, 07:36:39 AM »

Just wondering if this is TM or TM jr. posting here?

lakota · « **Reply #19 on:** December 08, 2010, 08:33:29 AM »

Quote from: SHOOTALL on December 08, 2010, 06:15:10 AM

BTW if all news that wasn't news was removed from broadcast , We would see a lot less now wouldn't we ?

I give two thumbs up to that concept. Do away with 24 hour TV news channels all together.

teamnelson · « **Reply #20 on:** December 08, 2010, 10:26:11 AM »

I just thought it was funny

... having lived as an Arab in the Arab world, this is mskin ... the silliness of the simple man, seeing enemies in every action. If my crops fail, my neighbor put a curse on me, etc. ad nauseum. Its the type of thing other Egyptians would hear and laugh at, just like we laugh at Lindsey Lohan.

gypsyman · « **Reply #21 on:** December 08, 2010, 10:34:15 AM »

Help me out with this one guys. Could this be the brother to our congressman that claimed one of our bases on an island was going to tip over if we sent more troops.(I hate getting old, memory about as long as my nose)gypsyman

powderman · « **Reply #22 on:** December 08, 2010, 04:59:25 PM »

Quote from: gypsyman on December 08, 2010, 10:34:15 AM

Help me out with this one guys. Could this be the brother to our congressman that claimed one of our bases on an island was going to tip over if we sent more troops.(I hate getting old, memory about as long as my nose)gypsyman

HEH, don't know, but that congressman voted for obamination, if that tell you anything. I watched the tape of that congressman and never saw such self control in my life as that General had. POWDERMAN.

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #23 on:** December 08, 2010, 05:23:30 PM »

http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Guam-Tipping-Over-Hank-Johnson-Congress-VIDEO-2100339.html

billy_56081 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 09, 2010, 01:30:21 AM »

Old TM you are a one of a kind. Here ya go explaining that this story of a secret Jewish conspiracy about training sharks to attack, is really a secret Jewish conspiracy to make Jew haters look stupid. Dude you are the bomb, you Jew haters will go to any extent totry to promote your hatred.

So did you ever get that 4000 watt death ray that runs on AA batteries built? It will bea great prop at the bbq.

billy_56081 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 09, 2010, 02:23:32 AM »

Old TM only you can spin Jew hatred to a T. BTW I was in Hafir al Batan after GW1.

BTW is it TM#1 or #2 going to show up for the BBQ? I would hope yall work as a team and #2 sits on the knee like a ventriloquist dummy.

billy_56081 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 10, 2010, 01:49:38 AM »

Quote from: TM7 on December 09, 2010, 03:33:44 AM

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As I said Billie in post#16 israelnationalnews.com is a WANKER site....go and run with it...

..TM7
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And I would imagine yall are experts on those types of sights.

So do yall have any special requests for the bbq?