Richard,
Do you think your kids would loan you some money? Or will the wife fulfill the GSI fantasy? I'll be glad to put a bug in her ear for you.......
Just trying to help.
Your addicted friend,
Ben
PS
Whatever you do, never take all your guns out at once where they can be counted by the missus'. They don't look like so many when they're in the safe. And under the bed. And hidden behind the slacks in your closet. Or under the truck seat.........