Author Topic: SIGN AT A POLICE STATION (Read 1463 times)

williamlayton · « **on:** December 11, 2010, 05:29:16 AM »

Toilet stolen--Police have nothing to go on.
Blessings

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2010, 05:36:37 AM »

Sign on a garbage truck: Business is picking up

bilmac · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2010, 06:48:25 AM »

Sign in restroom. Please Flush the Toilet Wor++++ [the next town down river] needs the water

rdmallory · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2010, 09:43:34 AM »

TSA bumper sticker.

We handle more packages then UPS

powderman · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2010, 10:34:41 AM »

Quote from: rdmallory on December 11, 2010, 09:43:34 AM

TSA bumper sticker.

We handle more packages then UPS

THE WINNER. POWDERMAN.

williamlayton · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2010, 10:37:11 AM »

We have not hear them all---yet.
I love this stuff.
Blessings

briarpatch · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2010, 12:11:43 PM »

Sign in a porta-jon: gone to work, back in 5 minutes.

jimster · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2010, 12:49:36 PM »

Sign at the funeral parlor:

"Ask about our layaway plan"

littlecanoe · « **Reply #8 on:** December 11, 2010, 03:57:26 PM »

Sign on a septic truck:

"We're number one at number two"

bigswede · « **Reply #9 on:** December 11, 2010, 04:09:08 PM »

Grafiti in an old cafe bathroom was about as high up on the wall as a person could read:

"WHY LOOK UP HERE THE JOKE'S IN YOUR HAND!!"

nw_hunter · « **Reply #10 on:** December 11, 2010, 08:11:23 PM »

The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it in half and put it back in your pocket.

digs68 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 12, 2010, 12:15:15 AM »

Quote from: littlecanoe on December 11, 2010, 03:57:26 PM

Sign on a septic truck:

"We're number one at number two"

Great one! I saw one similar the other day. It was on a septic truck I got behind on the highway the other day.
It said, "CAUTION! POLITICAL PROMISES INSIDE!"

Guy Pike · « **Reply #12 on:** December 12, 2010, 01:42:14 AM »

Well drillers truck: Our buisness is going in the hole!

Driller_660 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 12, 2010, 02:59:25 AM »

On septic truck: "Your crap is my bread and butter"

magooch · « **Reply #14 on:** December 12, 2010, 03:24:26 AM »

Scribbled on the wall of a really filthy service station rest room in Idaho in the late Fifties: I have crapped in London, I have crapped in France, before I would crap in here, I would crap in my pants.

littlecanoe · « **Reply #15 on:** December 12, 2010, 03:24:42 AM »

Sign at local Cafe/Coffee shop:

"All children left unattended will be given and espresso and a puppy!"

Land_Owner · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2010, 04:05:15 AM »

Waste Management (Garbage) Trucks display:

Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double your Garbage Back.

sign in a CPA's Office:
No Whining!

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2010, 04:15:43 AM »

Sign at morgue: You kill 'em, we chill 'em.

GH1 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2010, 04:16:50 AM »

Radiator shop sign, "The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak".
GH1

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2010, 04:26:21 AM »

Road sign just before an extremely treacherous set of curves at the edge of a cliff:
"To the motoring public: Please be advised that one of our state's most strikingly beautiful geological formations is within one fifth of a mile, or one half kilometer, of this point and , for the sake of safety, the department of transportation recommends reducing speed from the current SPEED LIMIT 75 to a more sensible five miles per hour because the road changes abruptly from straight and wide to narrow, twisting, and without a shoulder."

Strangely, even with a clear and easy to understand instructions, this spot leads the state for motoring fatalities.

Conan The Librarian · « **Reply #20 on:** December 12, 2010, 07:15:26 AM »

My all time favorite is from an auto mechanic shop: no matter how many times we have to fix it, we always fix it until we get it right.

Sourdough · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2010, 08:32:35 AM »

The Airmen that was charged with keeping the restrooms clean at the Alert Cells. (The hangers that were always on high alert to be ready to fly in less than two minutes). Had a stincel made to paint a message on the wall over the Urinals. It read: "Pilots with short sticks and low manifold pressure, please taxi up close". Wing Commanddr saw it and had it placed over all the urinals in the headquarters bldg.

luckydawg13 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2010, 08:36:38 AM »

Quote from: nw_hunter on December 11, 2010, 08:11:23 PM

The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it in half and put it back in your pocket.

i think i have that on a turkey call by mr watkins

gstewart44 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2010, 05:40:03 PM »

Sign in front of and logo on Tshirts of our local BBQ joint.......
YOU CAN SMELL OUR BUTTS A MILE AWAY!

Mad Dog · « **Reply #24 on:** December 13, 2010, 01:47:07 AM »

Sign in the men's john, in a local tavern.

"Our aim is to keep this place clean. Your aim will help"

Mad Dog

rdmallory · « **Reply #25 on:** December 13, 2010, 02:23:28 AM »

Bumper sticker on white Corvette with blond driving.

All blonds are not stupid. (it was on upside down)

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #26 on:** December 13, 2010, 02:42:10 AM »

Lets not forget the bumper sticker that says "stay back driver chews tobacco"

magooch · « **Reply #27 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:29:03 AM »

Just a saying we had in the maintenance department at the plant I worked at, for the production department: If you want it bad, you'll get it bad and the worse you want it the worse it will be.

guzzijohn · « **Reply #28 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:30:36 AM »

Seen on the back bumper of a red 66 Mustang convertible with a beautiful young blond in a sun dress driving it:
"Yes, but not with you."
GuzziJohn

powderman · « **Reply #29 on:** December 13, 2010, 07:37:00 AM »

Sign at local employment office.
TEMPORARY HELP WANTED.
JAVELIN CATCHER.
Libs and dems only please.

POWDERMAN.